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Andy Ihnatko

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Technology Columnist — Chicago Sun-Times

Chicago Sun-Times technology columnist and intermittently-beloved industry figure.

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@PaulTobin Now, hold on: Sigourney Weaver, Harry Dean Stanton AND John Hurt, in the same movie? That's got to be worth checking out...
Tonight's "Simpsons" makes me happy just for creating another opportunity to hear @MauriceLaMarche's Orson Welles impression. Even a terminal illness diagnosis wouldn't hit me so bad if it were delivered to me by his Orson Welles.
(Burst of purple smoke and ozone. 2016 Andy emerges from a time machine.) 2016 ME: Is everything OK yet? ME: Nothing you're worried about in the news is better. Plus, the makers of Tide have to remind everyone not to eat laundry detergent. 2016 ME: Got it. See you next year.
@DanSlott I once spoke at The Most Disastrous Tech Conference Ever. My room was set up for 500. 3 people showed. I literally took them all to a bar nearby, bought them a round (I was getting paid), and we _discussed_ the subject. It was awesome!
@settern See, this is the punishment for a risky lifestyle that includes "socializing with people" and "leaving the house." I've never been more alone or healthier! #knockwood #ohcrapiheardthedoorknock #igottabequiet
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