It’s July 2022, about 11 pm, in the Spanish Quarter of Naples. I’m walking between the crowded bars, wearing my beautiful, new, pinstriped Norwich shirt for the first time. Out of nowhere, a man whizzes past on the back of a moped, punching the air in my general direction and yelling ‘PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI!’ in a thick Neopolitan accent. Record scratch, freeze frame. Let me take you back to July 2018. That summer, I got the chance to interview Grant Holt for MyFootballWriter.