Jeez, has it really been a whole year since I was last here? Don’t worry, I’m only dropping in for a quick visit, just like Santa. Then I’ll be gone again as fast as the porch pirate who stole your Christmas presents. In the meantime, I’d best catch up with what went on in 2025: • The megalomaniac-in-chief began his comeback tour by lurching around the Oval Office like a menacing drunk on a bus, taking wild swings at the world.