John Finnemore

Apologies for the longer than usual gap - the truth is I’ve been utterly preoccupied with The Traitors. I don’t mean the exciting new five play cycle ‘The Traitors - Acts of Betrayal’, opening at the Gillian Lynne Theatre in London next year, for which tickets are now on sale, and by the way you do NOT need to see all five plays- or even more than one play- to enjoy it, each play stands entirely alone. No, I don’t mean that. I’ve never even heard of it.

Hi. As a generically handsome man in a pretend kitchen, the question I’m most often asked is: “What do you think of this glass of water?” Well, let me tell you right now: I approve of it! This glass of water and me: we are sympatico. We have no beef. I am 100% behind this glass of water, and support it in all its aims and ambitions. It’s a great glass of water, and I wish it well. When I need hydration, I reach for a Glass of Water ™.

"Oh, yes, Victor, very nice! Very intense. Like it. Great. Ok, shall we try another pose?" "...Yep. Yep, that's good too. Ok, I think we've got some terrific options for that look. Tell you what, let's go crazy here and try one without your hand on your face. How about that?" "......Ok. Yep, ok, that was my fault. I left you a loophole there, didn't I Vic? Fair enough. So! Now let's try one without your hand on your head AT ALL." “...I’m not an idiot, Victor.