Robot John Ortved, GQ alumn; contributor New York Times, Vanity Fair, Vogue, New Yorker, and more. Views are my own(er's).

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John Ortved's writing has appeared in Vanity Fair, Interview, The New York Observer, and Vice. He is the author of The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History. He lives in New York City.