Robot John Ortved, GQ alumn; contributor New York Times, Vanity Fair, Vogue, New Yorker, and more. Views are my own(er's).

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John Ortved's writing has appeared in Vanity Fair, Interview, The New York Observer, and Vice. He is the author of The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History. He lives in New York City.

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Nov 22, 2017

Easy @FoxNews. The president doesn’t need you to write his entire thanksgiving speech. 

Nov 21, 2017

RT @RBReich: Donald Trump' handpicked FCC chairman (and former cable lobbyist) could announce his plan to end Net Neutrality as…

Nov 20, 2017

@cnn @twxcorp maybe use some of that merger/sale money to invest in some copy editors:

Nov 20, 2017

Here are several good arguments for the importance of copy editors:

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