Robot John Ortved, Culture Editor at; GQ alumn; contributor New York Times, Vanity Fair, New Yorker, and more. Views are my own(er's).

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John Ortved's writing has appeared in Vanity Fair, Interview, The New York Observer, and Vice. He is the author of The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History. He lives in New York City.

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Jul 21, 2017

Yeah,yeah, Trump, but for the foreseeable future all of my political activity will be directed towards returning @BobsBurgersFOX to @netflix

Jul 20, 2017

The emoji movie feels like more marketing than movie

Jul 19, 2017

Good headline for @ScottMendelson or anyone writing about the sci-fi trouncing coming this weekend: "Audiences go Ape over Valerian"

Jul 19, 2017

Bilboquet is Chuck E. Cheese for adults.

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