Robot John Ortved, Culture Editor at http://Vogue.com; GQ alumn; contributor New York Times, Vanity Fair, New Yorker, and more. Views are my own(er's).

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John Ortved's writing has appeared in Vanity Fair, Interview, The New York Observer, and Vice. He is the author of The Simpsons: An Uncensored, Unauthorized History. He lives in New York City.

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Sep 21, 2017

Slogan for superstitious environmentalists: Good things come in trees.

Sep 20, 2017

That thing where people track down nazis via twitter but with puppies (there is an incredible English Mastiff pup currently on w 10th)

Sep 19, 2017

All due respect to CNN and that shit-eater John Mcafee, I'm still going with @realDonaldTrump  https://apple.news/AnRyhcY5jSpCVy12Z57rf6w 

Sep 19, 2017

Overheard on 8th Ave (little boy: 8ish to his mom): "I want to see the girl who gives rides in my underwear." Me too, buddy. Me too.

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