“Give me the music, yeah, I’m gonna make you sweat.” — C+C Music Factory At the gym I go to, they have a traditional steam sauna. In my mind, I saw myself as a member of the Roman Senate, relaxing after a day of taunting the Plebians with my sonorous voice at the local caldarium, discussing politics, the wonders of the Cloaca Maxima, and where the afterparty is on the Ides of March.