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@argusjellis — 2,523 followers, 3,641 tweets

Nov 18, 2017

In my ideal nation state people would be free to wear pajamas in public but have the common decency not to.

Nov 18, 2017

Wife: want to get breakfast? Teenage animal: I don't like breakfast. Wife: you can order lunch. Teen: I need breakfast first.

Nov 17, 2017

Maybe Rex Rolfing, who famously declared that Govt building projects are always 50% more expensive than private projects, can explain this: https://t.co/l693VqBgc5

Nov 17, 2017

@barbarasoderlin @jlauck1941 @Tony_Venhuizen The debate over what constitutes the Midwest is fierce enough. But the Middlewest . . . I'm open to suggestions.

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