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@jpressler — 9,872 followers, 5,014 tweets

Sep 20, 2017

Met with the country's premier assho-logist, @work_matters at the Trump Tower to discuss the current glut of dicks 

Sep 19, 2017

Parody of an NYT reporter heard some juicy Trump gossip at lunch. He can't possibly repeat it, but he WILL say their tuna niçoise is delish!

Sep 19, 2017

The 90s have emailed me and I am SO HAPPY TO HEAR FROM THEM cc @doree @blantronica

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