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Juan Barquin

Miami, FL
Co-Editor, Dim the House Lights, and Freelance Writer — Miami New Times

Neurotic excitable queer Latino writer. Co-editor of Dim the House Lights. Miami New Times. Florida Film Critics Circle. Flaming Classics programmer.

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@woahitsjuanito — 1,074 followers, 24,426 tweets

do you ever think about how attractive kristen stewart is in every single thing she does including when she had that fake wig and mustache in the "just one of the guys" music video
why can't boys just immediately be into me because i think about how cute they are
@RadiantVermin27 It's called my life and rights are available for a small fee.
"I literally exist to sell people on five things: Disco, Romantic Comedies, Sondheim, Wonder Woman, and 70s pornography" is a thing I just said and I've never felt like I've better represented myself.
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