On March 3, 2026, the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota — better known by its initials, CIDRAP — published an op-ed under a headline that, if you’ve read this Substack for any length of time, you have been waiting four years to read out loud: “The COVID vaccine myocarditis signal was real but is now resolved.” Read that sentence twice. The first half is the admission. The second half is the trick.