A limerick to all the RE scammers out there.... There once was a scammer online, Who claimed that a deal was divine. But I check every lead, Do my homework with speed, So take your fake buyers and whine. Hope you all had a nice day! I'm just over the scammers. Out there protecting your private property rights. Sellers, looking for a unique marketing plan? I market your home like no one else will. Buyers, I offer Mom-approved customer service. Agents, I am a referral resource you can trust.