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RT @ryanqnorth: Imagine a government banning its own agencies from using words like "science-based". For one world power, this is n…
(4/4) ...and those of us whose toddler, seized by a spirit of "helping," de-diapered himself at 6 a.m. and dragged his butt over rug and chair, reaching for the wipes so he could clean himself? We’re doing pretty okay, all things considered, right?
(3/) what of those of us whose cats stole the plastic wrap that contained the raw chicken breast and dragged it over untold tables and counters...
@washingtonpost (2/) ...and you who placed your purse on the bathroom floor and then dared not to burn it because YOUR PURSE IS RIDDLED WITH FECAL MATTER--and we all know what a vile filth-spreader is he who touches his SNOOZE button-- but...
(1/) Sure, @washingtonpost, it turns out your winter cold is your fault--you who touched the subway pole without washing your hands thoroughly afterwards, and you who touched the kitchen counter and the sponge... https://t.co/PLGKq7tn1l
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