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Kendall Ashley

In the living room stressin...
Freelance Writer and Editor — Freelance

Writer at @nerdist & @geekandsundry. Slytherin. Writer and editor for hire. Owner of many leather-bound books and 2000s pop culture references.

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@Kendall_Ashley — 2,499 followers, 9,686 tweets

Sep 20, 2017

RT @ewfeez: Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I'm trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination

Sep 19, 2017

RT @bourgeoisalien: My enemies are gonna be so sorry if I ever get out of this bean bag chair.

Sep 19, 2017

RT @AndrewChamings: [first day as a celebrity chef] *Just a heartrending 40 minute montage of me struggling to get the potato masher out of the cutlery drawer*

Sep 19, 2017

RT @officialambrjoy: How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.

Sep 19, 2017

RT @ArfMeasures: [restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME [loudly chewing lobster] I haven't brought any money

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