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WE THE THUNDER (a Tampa Bay Lightning Fan Podcast)
WE THE THUNDER IS A TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING PODCAST BY FANS AND FOR THE FANS. NO #1 BS HERE. BROUGHT TO YOU BY SHOOTER AND SCHOOLEY. THE BOYS GET TOGETHER AND TALK ABOUT THE BOLTS AND THE NHL ONCE A WEEK DURING THE SEASON. THEY ALSO HAVE POST GAME SHOWS FOR AFTER EVERY BOLTS NHL PLAYOFF GAME. THINK OF US AS THE BARSTOOL SPORTS OR SPITTIN CHICLETS SHOW BUT JUST FOR TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING FANS. WE DO OUR SHOWS LIVE THEN PUSH THE RECORDING TO THIS FEED.
EWU Suspends Operations on Campus Due to Snow
Carousel Community News By Keri Kelly, Web Editor Starting on Tuesday night, the flurries began to fly. By morning the campus was covered in a white blanket of 3-6 inches of snow and students woke to find a plethora of emails in their mail boxes. Due to hazardous conditions, Eastern will cancel all on campus operations (Including online classes) on November 30th due to snow conditions. Only essential workers on campus are required to report for work today.
Campus police alert students to be aware of "date rape" drugs
Community News Police Beat Police Beat By Keri Kelly, Web Editor On Wednesday 11/2/22 campus police sent out an email telling students to be aware of potential dangers on campus and at parties. Three students at local frat parties fell victim to mysterious substances in their beverages. The perpetrator went be the name of “Thor” and “is described as a white male with a goatee, stocky build and brown hair” according to thepolice department’s email.
Editorial: The Easterner thanks EWU for their support
Carousel Opinion By Isaiah Gessner and Keri Kelly Another year at Eastern finds its conclusion. The weather gets warmer, the students stop checking Canvas everyday to see what assignments they have, and sunscreen awaits people on the upcoming horizon. We started off spring with a handful of momentous events for eastern students. The shutdowns finally came to a close as students were allowed to remove the face masks they wore for almost two years. Immediately, the war in Ukraine began.
Friendly family showdown on the track field
Arts & Features Carousel Sports Track and field By Keri Kelly, Co-Managing Editor The Schaplow family always loved athletics, especially track and field. Don Schaplow, the head coach at Tolido Highschool, started off as an athlete in highschool. Upon attending Eastern Washington University, he joined the track team. After getting his degree with the EWU P.E. Department, Schaplow married his wife Angela Shaplow and started coaching track for highschool students.
EWU joins the Cheney community in the streets for Mayfest
The Cheney community closed down the streets during this weekend in order to dance and celebrate. This outdoor festival (Mayfest), extended for two days starting on Friday, May 6th and ending two days later. Live music wafted from the stage that was set up in front of the Red Zone. Local bands performed while children danced on the road. EWU alumni, Pat Pesefea enjoyed the Cheney community so much that he decided to stay. He has been attending Mayfest for several years now.
Family Day brings Cheney and EWU together
By Keri Kelly, Co-Managing Editor Children screamed “Go Eags!” from the stands as the football team scrimmaged on the field. Parents cheered and EWU students mingled in the crowd. This Saturday EWU held two family events. One of which was a football scrimmage between the EWU football team. They competed against each other as the red team, and the white team. Children were given opportunities to participate in the game, such as leading the crowd in cheers.
Intramural sports offers students a chance to connect
Tired of battling spring fever, sitting in a class with the cold air conditioning blowing in one’s face while the professor reads off a PowerPoint at the front? The sun is shining outside and now is a good time for students to soak up that sun. Intramural sports offer students a range of outside activities. Unlike university and club sports, Intramural is open to all students regardless of their ability or availability.
Translations of the Inspirational Quotes Posted on Facebook by Denise, A Snowplow Parent of Two Teenagers
Facebook Quote Translation When Denise checks her Facebook feed that morning, she’s sad to see a fellow parent she knows has Covid. She doesn’t want him to be so sick that he misses the braggy Facebook posts she has planned for her daughter’s performance in The Great Gatsby later this week. It’s 9:00 AM., and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA. She plans on using the tools that serve her best—hard work, relentless pursuit of goals, and slander.
Keri Kelly Gas prices in Cheney rose from $4.06 to $4.24 in one week. By Keri Kelly, Co-Managing Editor April 7, 2022 Almost immediately after the war between Russia and Ukraine began, oil prices began to skyrocket. In less than a month, gas prices in Spokane had risen from $3.82 to $4.33. Students and faculty across campus were forced to hand over the extra cash in order to commute to Eastern’s campus. Many students at EWU commute between Spokane and Cheney.
Ways to make the best of Giving Joy Day
Today is an important day for all EWU students and faculty. As stated by Interim President David May in his campus email, “It is the day when we pause to really reflect on the accomplishments of our students and our university.
From the dark of winter to the hope of spring
Keri Kelly Students are allowed to interact closer than six feet apart and with out social distancing. Winter quarter tends to be a dark quarter for many students as they begin to face the dreary weather with no Christmas lights to brighten their lives. During these cold months EWU was hit by a new round of COVID-19. The Omicron variant threatened to shut down the social activities that students had dreamed of for the past year. But as a community, Eastern persevered.
The Eagles Start-Up Challenge enables students to grow their businesses
People wander the booths listing to pitches and giving feed back in 2014. By Keri Kelly, Web Editor March 16, 2022 The Easterner interviewed Dixie Hania, Student Ambassador at the E-Ship Center for more information about the Eagles Start-Up Challenge, which is being put on by Eastern’s Entrepreneurship Program. Listen or watch the interview to find out more information. EWU Students are invited to participate in the Eagles Start-Up Challenge to grow their businesses.
Mask mandate set to be lifted on March 12th
CNN Some students may have concerns about lifting the mask mandate. By Keri Kelly, Web Editor March 8, 2022 Interim President David May announced to the EWU community that the COVID-19 mask mandate will be lifted for all students and faculty on campus. Starting March 12, students may enter EWU buildings without a facial covering. EWU is confident that the spread of COVID-19 is passing and that students will be safe due to the high vaccination rates on campus.
Wikimedia Commons Broomball is similar to hockey except it is played with shoes and a broom. This year the URC is holding a few different events on February 18th. Not least of these events is the Broomball tournament and the Disco Inferno events. Both of these are held on the ice skating rink at the center of the URC. But what is Broomball? Ahmad Ambon, an employee at the URC said, “I feel like it’s similar to hockey, just with shoes on and a stick.” Students will keep their shoes on during the game.
Podcast: Philosophy professor is hosted on "Dragon Talk"
Arts & Features Community Positivity Keri Kelly Dungeons and Dragons is a popular role playing game amongst students. By Keri Kelly, Web Editor February 2, 2022 Terrance MacMullan, Chair of English and Philosophy at EWU, has loved playing Dungeons and Dragons since he was a child. When he saw that he had a chance to be hosted on the famous Wizards of the Coast podcast “Dragon Talk”, he jumped at the chance. Now he reenters the realm of podcasts again to discuss his experiences on “Dragon Talk”.
Podcast: Rent the Musical reflects the student experience after COVID-19
Rent will be the first in-person performance the EWU theatre department has performed in a year. Check out The Easterner’s podcast interview with Jeff Sanders, the Director of Rent for exclusive content on the first live musical performed at EWU since 2019. Rent the MusicalMusic and Lyrics by Jonathan Larson A group of friends struggle in the 1980’s to achieve their dreams in Manhattan.
November calendar: What's going on EWU?
COVID Antigen Testing Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays at 7:30 – 8:30 a.m. Tawanka Hall Atrium, Tawanka Hall Main Dining Room Testing is free for all students and EWU employees. Faculty Advising Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, at 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. Students may ask questions about BACRs, tools, academics and referrals. Food Pantry Tuesdays, Thursdays at 1pm Tawanka Vending Cafe, The Central Food Pantry, Tawanka Lounge Fresh produce, dairy, dry goods and meat are provided by Second Harvest.
Eighties Sitcom Props: Where Are They Now?
George Jefferson’s Bathrobe, The Jeffersons By the time The Jeffersons shot their final episode in 1985, George Jefferson’s bathrobe had already received a lucrative offer from Playboy to be worn by Hugh Hefner. The famous navy embroidered bathrobe declined and set out to land more serious work like draping leading men in The Big Lewbowski, Casino, and Lost in Translation, which unfortunately didn’t pan out. These days, George Jefferson’s Bathrobe covers porn actors in between takes.
List: History Altered Forever When Parents of Famous People Act as Modern-Day Snowplows on Twitter
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How to Create a Social Media Sports Superstar Even If Your Child Runs Like a Puffin
Image really is everything Photo by Michael Cox on Unsplash It (social media) has gotten completely out of control because you’ve got people with no expertise on social media telling these guys they’re the best player they’ve ever seen. Now you’ve got everybody going back to their high school thinking they’re the best player on their team. It’s dangerous for the culture because it puts guys in a place they’re not. It sets them up to fail.
A Love Letter to My Valentine, Catastrophic Thoughts, On Our First Anniversary
My Dearest Catastrophic Thoughts, Since the first day we met, C.T., you’ve ignited a burning flame inside of my heart, leaving me so stimulated I can’t eat, sleep, or think straight. Without you, I could’ve never survived this year. Remember last Valentine’s Day? Instead of chocolate hearts or a candlelit dinner, we stockpiled N-95 masks, hand sanitizer, and two-ply toilet paper while tracking Covid-19 on an interactive map. I still get chills when I think about it. Everyone thought we were crazy.
Why We Bought 6 'Forever Homes' (and Counting) So Far
Each time I bought a house, I thought for sure it was my forever home. But guess what? I purchased six "forever homes" in 16 years. So much for forever! Through those sometimes happy, sometimes horrifying years, I learned a lot about what to do—and what not to do—when buying or selling a home, forever or not. Whether you're a fresh-off-the-boat first-time home buyer or purchasing what you could swear is your final property, here are a few lessons I'd love to impart.
Why 2 Finance Experts Still Struggled To Buy This House
Think two seasoned certified financial planners would have an easy time buying a house? Tony and Barbara Matheson would beg to differ. In fall 2019, these empty nesters found themselves itching to downsize from their large rental in the ultraexpensive San Francisco Bay Area. Hoping to buy a reasonably priced house within walking distance of restaurants and other amenities, they set their sights on Sacramento, CA.
Why 2 Finance Experts Still Struggled To Buy This House
Think two seasoned certified financial planners would have an easy time buying a house? Tony and Barbara Matheson would beg to differ. In fall 2019, these empty nesters found themselves itching to downsize from their large rental in the ultraexpensive San Francisco Bay Area. Hoping to buy a reasonably priced house within walking distance of restaurants and other amenities, they set their sights on Sacramento, CA.
Quiz: Lines from an E.E. Cummings Poem or Things to Say to Your Reflection When Taking a Mirror Selfie?
1. “i like my body when it is with your body” 2. “i not not you” 3. “will I complete the mystery of my flesh” 4. “open to me!” 5. “we are for each other” 6. “…the holy city which is your face…” 7. “i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)” 8. “breasts will be breasts thighs will be thighs” 9. “i make stern against your charming strength” 10. “the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses” 11. “thy hair is one kingdom” 12. “thy forehead is a flight of flowers” 13. “…i love you” 14.
Future Top 10 Post-Pandemic Bestsellers Romance Writers Are Passionately Penning Right Now
Photo by Magda Ehlers on Pexels.com 1. Gone with the Virus 2. Fifty Shades of Fauci 3. The Governor’s Guilty Pleasure 4. Unmasking the Stranger 5. Seduced by the Vaccine Scientist 6. The Duke and the Infectious-Disease Doctor 7. A Front Line Worker’s Forbidden Tryst 8. The Antibody Positive Princess Diaries 9. Pride and Pandemic 10. A Quarantine Baby for Christmas Like this: Like Loading...
I’m The Anti-Aging Face Cream You’re Pretending Is The Reason Your Fifty-Year-Old Skin Looks Like A Baby’s Ass
Hello, Darling. We finally meet. Ironic, I know, since for years, you’ve claimed to slather me all over your fifty-year-old face three times a day. Please be gentle with me during this commercial shoot, and try to keep yourself from laughing. Because you and I both know the truth.
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Flu Season: Holiday Songs as Heard by the Health-Anxious
Posted By Keri Kelly on Dec 23, 2019 in Life It’s beginning to look a lot like flu season, Germs in every store. Take a look in the five and ten, glistening once again, with boogers and tissues mashed in the snow. It came upon the first throat clear, that Christmas was ruined. Last Christmas, your kid got me sick. And the very next day I couldn’t get out of bed. This year, to save me from tears, I’m skipping your house altogether. I’ll be home for Christmas. You can plan on me.
The Uptown Arts Stroll Paints a Portrait of Upper Manhattan
In Upper Manhattan, artists and art lovers are neighbors. If you were living in an uptown neighborhood like Harlem, Washington Heights, or Inwood before 2003, though, you may have been completely unaware. Franck de las Mercedes, an abstract artist living and working in Washington Heights, often feels the anonymity of Manhattan. “New York can be like a small city, but it can be like a big city at times.
The Ivy League and the Cotton Club
John Beatty needed some land. Or at least, that’s what his grandmother preached to him from infancy. “Get some land, boy, buy you some land. If you don’t own some land, you’re nobody.” Beatty came to New York as a 19 year-old in 1957, a bricklayer by trade—like his father—and did indeed get himself some land.
Top honors for the Estes Valley!
Along with Mayor Pro Tem Wendy Koenig and Tricia Morales-Diaz from the Town of Estes Park's Parks Division, I had the pleasure of representing our community at the 2017 America in Bloom Symposium and Awards held in Boston, Massachusetts. I am thrilled to share our results from this year's competition! For the fifth consecutive year the Estes Park in Bloom steering committee entered the America in Bloom national competition.
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