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@lpbradley — 2,278 followers, 8,601 tweets

@lrnlrsn have you tried wailing into the void and sobbing "WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!?!" while gesturing vigorously at the ear?
@lrnlrsn i assume you've tried chewing vigorously on some gum?
RT @BilgeEbiri: Stop reading stupid profiles of Trump supporters, and get to know the Salvadorans Trump wants to deport:  https://www.villagevoice.com/2018/02/21/meet-the-salvadoran-new-yorkers-trump-wants-to-deport/ 
RT @carolineframke: Are you a bisexual person who has been surprised/excited/intrigued by bisexual representation on TV lately? Tell me… https://t.co/oO4CyQCgSO
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