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The fate of Martin Perez’ bull has been discovered: Martin ate him
The uh, the other Angels were a little more prepared.
Shohei Ohtani did not appear to be ready for the 67mph changeup of Alex Claudio. Watches it go by for strike three. Claudio will do that.
@forensiclisa Ha ha - the officer was at least kind about taking me back, like I was a lost puppy or something.
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