Enterprise reporter for the Tampa Bay Times, Northwestern grad, beagle wrangler. Hides behind jokes and the occasional tree.

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@lisagartner — 2,886 followers, 7,337 tweets

Jul 20, 2017

RT @BarackObama: John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Gā€¦

Jul 18, 2017

@EvieBlad It's pointy and sharp and a fantastic all-around weapon

Jul 18, 2017

FedEx deliveryman, hesitating as I sign: Are you over 21? Me: Yep Him: No you're not. Can I see ID? In sum, we ran away together. #almost30

Jul 18, 2017

@Colleen_Wright sounds like a tupperware party but instead of coming away with kitchen stuff, surprise, you're a bus driver

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