Marc Hoover

Ah, the wholesomeness of Little League… “Life sucks after Little League,” one of my more inspiring coaches always said. “Lessons you learn here, will last you a lifetime,” was always sure to follow that line.

Hey Boss, We Aren’t Impressed by How Little You Sleep We’ve all had that boss. The one who takes pride in how little sleep they get every night and loves to tell everyone how inferior they are for indulging in so much of the basic human requirement. Get a few self-proclaimed “Type-As” in a break room together, and it becomes a circle jerk to see who can last longer: Bob Boss: “I was here until 10 pm last night. Worked on the proposal until midnight. Came back in at four this morning.

You should fully expect that the message of this open letter, written to all open letters, shall be overly dramatic, utilize beautifully descriptive text intended to hit a reader in all the feels, and be formatted in a manner in which it can be shared, duplicated, and sold to anyone willing to pay. This author’s open letter will make you reflect on your life with deep ponderance and anxiety. This open letter should be read whilst looking out a window.