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@thatjamesguy The first two times that trailer came on, my reaction was “...what the f#*k?!”
The Pats/Jags game will be a much needed distraction #SkolVikings #bringithome
Hats off to the guy at the bar: Bartender - What can I️ get you? Guy - I’ll just have an Iced Tea Bartender - Sorry, our tea machine is down we don’t have any tea. Guy - Then I’ll have a vodka soda.
Eyebrow raising stat: Since Tarkington retired in 1978, only 2 Vikings QBs have been a primary starter for more than 3 years (Kramer & Culpepper). 2 in 40 years! #skolvikings #decadesofpain #winthesuperbowlathome
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