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Mary Fischer

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Senior Audience Development Editor — CafeMom

Senior Audience Development Editor for @CafeMom. Author of 'Catching the Next Wave.' Shameless hotel toiletry-hoarder. (Ok, I take the pens & note pads too.)

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@MissMaryHawkins — 225,806 followers, 19,203 tweets

Jul 21, 2017

When you get sent a new debit card and have to update all your automatic payments but can't remember them all. https://t.co/oGn4GwKov5

Jul 20, 2017

Dude picking his nose on the @MetroNorth train and using his iPhone as a mirror in the process. Is this what hell is like? Da fuk? 🤢

Jul 19, 2017

I was in @DuaneReade three times last night in the course of one hour. Can I get an upgrade from tourist status now? K, thanks. #nyc

Jul 10, 2017

WTF with those tiny wine glasses? They're like shot glasses. Are they doing power hour? 🍷#thebachelorette

Jul 05, 2017

RT @GMA: WATCH: "I’m happy I lived long enough to do it." 92-year-old shines as flower girl in her granddaughter's wedding:…

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