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Mary Fischer

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Senior Audience Development Editor — CafeMom

Senior Audience Development Editor for @CafeMom. Author of 'Catching the Next Wave.' Shameless hotel toiletry-hoarder. (Ok, I take the pens & note pads too.)

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@MissMaryHawkins — 225,940 followers, 19,197 tweets

Jun 17, 2017

That time I sat down at the bar & 2 bartenders blatantly ignored me. I knowI look young, but come on. 😂(Kidding. Sort of.)

Jun 15, 2017

Was paying the mortgage this morning and 11-yr-old asked, "Why can't we just keep our money?" This kid cracks me up. 😂

Jun 14, 2017

That moment when you don't realize it's trivia night at the bar and you yell out the answer and almost get thrown out. 😳

Jun 14, 2017

Huge mosquito in the house & went to get something to swat it & 11-yr-old asks if it's male or female. What am I? A biologist? 😝

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