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Matt Bellassai

New York City
Writer
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Internet drunk. Writer. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. Author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, out October 31, 2017. Host of UNHAPPY HOUR the podcast.

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Aug 22, 2017

also shoutout to @PeopleHome for writing about my apartment and also for this headline. @Harry_Styles, im ready https://t.co/mtaDDtd8GR https://t.co/SVoERuMR2O

Aug 22, 2017

for everybody who thinks i live in a garbage heap... I MOSTLY DONT, thanks to @Homepolish & @DWR_Tweets. CHECK IT: https://t.co/rkLB6nAD8v https://t.co/Ep7nbRP69b

Aug 22, 2017

i don't wanna say im better than everyone, but i *did* just win $50 at tuesday morning bingo, so technically i just am

Aug 21, 2017

im not a lesbian, but if justin bieber whispered "despacito" in my ear, i'd ruin my panties

Aug 21, 2017

i looked directly into the eclipse and saw taylor swift eating her own tail?

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