Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations (Signed Book) by Matt BellassaiFrom the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People’s Choice Award-winning comedian behind the web series “Whine About It” and “To Be Honest” comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he’s doing.
If you, like me, are afflicted with a chronic case of secondhand embarrassment, then let this serve as notice that there's one story in Everything Is Awful: And Other Observations that will force you to get up, set the book down, and take a brisk walk around the block to clear your brain and get your heart pumping at a normal rhythm again.
I met Kellan on the third day of our freshman year of college, at a dining hall table of misfits. (Note: Kellan is not his real name, but it is the name of a gay porn star I like, so we’ll call him that to spare him scrutiny and also to further indulge my fantasies.)
all you need to know about me is that sometimes i use the apple tv remote app on my phone instead of the actual apple tv remote next to me on the couch because reaching over requires more than just my thumb
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