Matt Bellassai on Muck Rack

Matt Bellassai

New York City
As seen in: BuzzFeed, Bustle, Romper

Internet drunk. Writer. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. Author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL, available everywhere now. Host of UNHAPPY HOUR the podcast.

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also i am indeed pretending to deep throat soft serve ice cream in this image and it’s all your fault
GENUINE TWEET ALERT: thanks to everybody who bought my book and came to see my live shows and continue to support me i quit my job at buzzfeed almost 2 years ago to take a chance on myself and im so happy so many people show up to remind me my decision was the best one ❤️
im just glad roy moore’s wife can go back to her day job luring teenage mermaids into her sea cave and stealing their voices
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