Matt Bellassai on Muck Rack

Matt Bellassai

New York City
Writer
As seen in: BuzzFeed, Bustle, Romper

Comedian. Internet drunk. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. Author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL. Host of UNHAPPY HOUR the podcast.

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@MattBellassai — 367,320 followers, 19,780 tweets

it’s genuinely upsetting to think about how there’s hot people who just aren’t on instagram like why are you doing this to me
all you need to know about me is that sometimes i use the apple tv remote app on my phone instead of the actual apple tv remote next to me on the couch because reaching over requires more than just my thumb
@Adaripp i am willing to give you shawn as a peace offering but you should know you have to feed and change him like six times a day
@Advil im leaving already 😔😔😔 BUT I’LL BE BACK
my fave hotel in boston decorated my room with a shrine of my queer eye husbands and it’s glorious https://t.co/oAoralxEfu
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