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@matthewgmiller — 267 followers, 1,955 tweets

Oct 20, 2017

My son: "If I didn't smoke pot, I'd be a straight-A kid with no social life, hanging with kids with no social life. Yes, I see the irony."

Aug 29, 2017

My son tells me "I may not be the sharpest knife in the place they keep knives, but I'm the brightest." Who is this child? #cnftweet

May 31, 2017

I must be getting older. When I read "DNR" on my dashboard, I don't think "drive neutral reverse," but "do not resuscitate." #cnftweet

Mar 17, 2017

RT @SwedishCanary: Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego are starting to put the pieces together.

Feb 17, 2017

RT @ChrisGNguyen: Again and again, the nuthatch checks to see if I’ve refilled the suet cage. I check my email to see if I have new messages. #cnftweet

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Awards

Western Washington Pro chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists

2009 - social issues reporting, non-daily newspapers
Third place for "Tyler stalks Styrofoam," West Seattle Herald, March 17, 2008.

Western Washington Pro chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists

2009 - spot news reporting, non-daily newspapers
Second place for "'Party' held for viaduct," West Seattle Herald, March 25, 2008.