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@matthewgmiller — 261 followers, 1,955 tweets

My son: "If I didn't smoke pot, I'd be a straight-A kid with no social life, hanging with kids with no social life. Yes, I see the irony."
My son tells me "I may not be the sharpest knife in the place they keep knives, but I'm the brightest." Who is this child? #cnftweet
I must be getting older. When I read "DNR" on my dashboard, I don't think "drive neutral reverse," but "do not resuscitate." #cnftweet
RT @SwedishCanary: Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego are starting to put the pieces together.
RT @ChrisGNguyen: Again and again, the nuthatch checks to see if I’ve refilled the suet cage. I check my email to see if I have new messages. #cnftweet
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Awards

Western Washington Pro chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists

2009 - social issues reporting, non-daily newspapers
Third place for "Tyler stalks Styrofoam," West Seattle Herald, March 17, 2008.

Western Washington Pro chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists

2009 - spot news reporting, non-daily newspapers
Second place for "'Party' held for viaduct," West Seattle Herald, March 25, 2008.