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Michael Blaustein

New York City
Senior Reporter and Producer — New York Post

New York Post worker bee. Grower of beards. Cultivator of sandwiches. Purveyor of the weird.

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Caption I never thought I'd write: "Vladimir Putin sunbathes while on vacation in a remote part of southern Siberia. "
Santa Claus is coming to town? Really? I'm November? Why do you know so much about a bearded octogenarian's travel plans? YOU CREEPER.
A teaser for a trailer is the dumbest thing Hollywood has invented since it invented trailers.
I'm allowed to take a desk under my desk because its the holiday season, right?
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