Murr Brewster on Muck Rack

Murr Brewster

Portland, Oregon
Freelance Writer and Editor — Freelance

Snortworthy. And now, represented by Barbara Poelle of the Irene Goodman Lit Agency.

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Stalking in the waiting room. A Festerive Occasion 
I can age people fifty years. Just like that. The Decrepitator 
God told Abraham him he was going to be the father of kings and nations, and all he had to do was snip off a bit of skin around his then-99-year-old penis and do the same to any other males in the vicinity. That had to have gone over well. The Good Book 
Yes, you too can thumb your nose at death and loneliness and get a whole new fifteen years of picking up poop through the simplicity of cloning. Fido and Fideux 
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