Have you ever used a typewriter?
Not on purpose
Who's your favorite fictional journalist?
Not Scott Templeton
What does it mean to be a journalist?
Get the correct facts to the people that need them as quickly and fairly as possible.
Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?
Nope. I played football. Wouldn't be caught dead with those journalism nerds. Still wouldn't.
What advice can you offer to aspiring journalists?
Figure out your principles and stick to them.
When's the best time to pitch you?
Before my fourth meal
What's the best pitch you ever got?
Bases loaded. Down by 2. 3-2 count. Pitcher threw a curveball. Called strike three. I couldn't pull the trigger. Now that was a good pitch.
What's your favorite drink?
Fat-Free milk