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Interview

What was your first job as a journalist?

na

Have you ever used a typewriter?

What's that?

How is social media changing news?

Fake news

Who's your favorite fictional journalist?

Bob

What does it mean to be a journalist?

Brainwashed

What's the funniest news-related #hashtag you've seen?

NA

How do you prefer to be pitched on stories?

Politely

What tools and software do you use to do your job?

AI

What's your favorite social network?

None

Who do you wish followed you?

Trump

Why did you become a journalist?

IQ

Did you work for your high school newspaper? If so, what did you do there?

NO

What story are you most proud of writing or working on?

Dems are stupid

What advice can you offer to aspiring journalists?

Get deprogrammed

When's the best time to pitch you?

midnight

What's the best pitch you ever got?

Hi

What's the worst pitch you ever got?

Bye

What's your favorite drink?

Water

When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?

In the woods

Aside from your own, what's your favorite publication to read?

Private

What's the most common misperception about your beat?

Free will

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