I have been in Paris for a solid day now and have realized two things. First, the French are better at almost everything , and second, how to raise your sweatshirt game by people watching at a café on Rue Montorgueil. Sweatshirts are to fall what swim trunks are to summer: the one article of clothing that just feels so right you never want to take off and dream of a day you can wear it to work. Well, I am here to be your sweatshirt fairy godmother of sorts today and tell you just how to do that.