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@patrickjaren — 634 followers, 531 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

surveying my wardrobe this morning: *Nate Dogg voice* I've got holes ... in different areas of my clothes (how has Weird Al not beat me to this one already)

Nov 11, 2017

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, he thought, as he reached for a scalding hot bowl of oatmeal in the microwave

Sep 05, 2017

LCD 'Sound of Silver' is on shuffle at this Starbucks in Manhattan (I know, but free wifi tho) which seems appropriate for New York c. 2017

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