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@patrickjaren — 633 followers, 533 tweets

"I don't dance now / I make money moos" --a dairy farmer, probably
idea: Bad & Boujee, a daycare for discerning canines
surveying my wardrobe this morning: *Nate Dogg voice* I've got holes ... in different areas of my clothes (how has Weird Al not beat me to this one already)
Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it, he thought, as he reached for a scalding hot bowl of oatmeal in the microwave
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