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@patrickjaren — 639 followers, 536 tweets

shout out to Cara Cara oranges for being the primary good thing happening to me in this bleak midwinter
"I don't dance now / I make money moos" --a dairy farmer, probably
idea: Bad & Boujee, a daycare for discerning canines
surveying my wardrobe this morning: *Nate Dogg voice* I've got holes ... in different areas of my clothes (how has Weird Al not beat me to this one already)
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