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When I was 12 years-old, my favorite hobby was lying on my bed and listening to Michael Bolton's "When A Man Loves A Woman" on repeat for hours. This seems, in retrospect, simultaneously the most heterosexual and the most homosexual of activities.
Who but Lupita could make fighting with a streamer look haute? Lupita: ::tumbles into a room through a beaded curtain:: Me: ::standing ovation; People's Choice Award, tears pouring down face::
@brandonlgtaylor I am about to start aggressively tagging editors in this thread. I need this on my desk immediately.
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