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@RichardMarini — 2,486 followers, 11,442 tweets

Nov 24, 2017

ME (fearfully) "Happy Holidays" (covers head expectantly) A beat. Nothing happens. ME (slowly raising head) "So I guess it's not illegal yet?"

Nov 23, 2017

When I’m president, two “traditions” will end: Pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving and meeting sports champions/gold medal winners at the White House.

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