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@ricktelander — 6,238 followers, 2,043 tweets

@HarvardBiz Gee, why didn't they have tech when I graduated w my lib arts degree 40-odd years years ago? I was a plumber for nothing?
@ChiTribSkrbina As well you should have. I am to hotdogs as Kim Kardashian is to botox. Or butt lifts. Does that make sense?
This is just so....wrong. What ails people in Ottawa? Like one sip of water when you crawl out of the desert? Good God!
@MarkLazerus ``Only One Hot Dog Per Person'' is inhumane. Like ``Only One Puff on the Crack Pipe Per Person.'' Really?! I will never go to Ottawa. Ottawa, Ill., yes. Ottawa, up there, no. Until they change their laws. The end.
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