I’m not entirely sure how it would work from there. Presumably the stake president would pass the word on to a member of the First Quorum of the Seventy, who in turn would tell a Mormon apostle, who would then hasten the news to the ear of the LDS Church president.
Me • “Yeah, I pulled this geezer over for suspicion of DUI. He was so drunk that he gave me a Polaroid picture of his wiener instead of his license. And then he drove off with me reaching into his window. So I punched him, grabbed his keys, and took him to jail where he blew a 0.29 BAC.”
What concerns me about “Know Thyself” is that some kids are tender and impressionable enough to actually believe a negative conclusion from a pathetic test. Around here, some kids already get enough of that crap in church.
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