NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell isn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but he proves that even lackwits can make it to the big time if they whistle the right tune. The Black National Anthem was played at the Super Bowl and the half-time was entirely in Spanish, truly unifying performances bringing us together. Roger favors a sort of e pluribus pluribus: out of many, many. Ross Nelson lives in Casselton, N.D.