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@sam_weiner — 2,646 followers, 7,360 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

RT @KathleenAlcott: A cab driver in New York City to me just now: “Something happened in the last month that profoundly changed my ou…

Nov 19, 2017

Hey if the cows on the ark overthrew Noah, that woulda been a real mootiny

Nov 19, 2017

Like if I had to put that dude Franken on blast or whatever, I coulda thought for an hour, a straight hour, & only come up with FrankenBEANS but that Trump he smart as fuck and he hit im with Frankenstein. Like a damn monster, like BLAMM MF'er that's why he's president, for real

Nov 19, 2017

Trump called him Al Frankenstein. Savage. How'd he even think of that, you know? Damn. Like - like that's real clever, very clever, some very A to B to Z shit. That's for real smarts, to zoom in on a joke like that, with a diss that is so fuckin brutal but also NAILS the harsh tr

Nov 19, 2017

Is this Everclear's 1995 breakthrough album Sparkle and Fade? Or is it someone robbing a store? Because IT IS REALLY HOLDING UP.

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