Wifi’s down so the cat is stuck outside. –Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) May 14, 2016 * In the promotional poster for the 1999 film Smart House, a woman dressed as a midcentury housewife consumes the frame as she towers above a two-story suburban home. She wears an inscrutable expression and wags her finger at a family of four standing awestruck on the front lawn. But the woman looming over the family is not human.