How are they outranking bands like the Stones and The Clash? Are we in ranking season or has my algorithm just gone haywire? My doomscrolling lately has been interrupted by people ranking things: Best frontman. Best rock band. Best punk band. Best punk album. I made the mistake of commenting on a couple of them, and now the algorithm has decided this is my life. I realize it’s clickbait — and so is this! — but I will try to offer a semi-coherent argument here, and get out quickly.