Last Thursday afternoon as the Rangers were in the late stages of getting shut out in their series finale against the Athletics, I sent my good friend (and fellow D Magazine contributor) Jamey Newberg a text that read, “Dark days.” To which Jamey promptly replied, “The darkest.” Now maybe that is a tad hyperbolic for the two of us to share that sentiment in early May. But it’s in our DNA as lifelong Rangers fans to assume the team will slug and score an adequate number of runs.