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@helloimseann — 329 followers, 47,916 tweets

Nov 10, 2017

RT @BrandonTurkus: Can we discuss the irony of using a Mustang doing a burnout and the phrase “Sometimes things just don’t go as plann… 

Oct 22, 2017

*thinking* “I don’t think I have to go to Target for anything today.” *breaks glass bathroom tumbler set* “I have to go to Target today.”

Oct 01, 2017

I need to stop following certain groups on Facebook. Not good for my bank account; gives me ideas.

Oct 01, 2017

If America had an official vehicle, it’d be the @Ford F-Series Super Duty Limited.

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