Who's your favorite fictional journalist?
Jesus
What does it mean to be a journalist?
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect
What's the funniest news-related #hashtag you've seen?
How do you prefer to be pitched on stories?
Twitter
What tools and software do you use to do your job?
Office 95. Windows 95. Internet Explorer
What's your favorite social network?
TicTok. I love the CCP
What story are you most proud of writing or working on?
The Tale of The Irish Nazis
What advice can you offer to aspiring journalists?
Never give up. Follow your dreams.
What's the worst pitch you ever got?
Anything from
When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?
Texting on my Nokia 3310
Aside from your own, what's your favorite publication to read?
Old school playboys
What's the most common misperception about your beat?
That my moustache doesn't look good