The bookmakers have frozen all bets because it’s that time again when the crystal balls, tarot cards and Ghanaian witch doctors all come together to cast their all-seeing eyes over the Tour de France and reveal exactly what will go down over the next three weeks of almost-certainly tepid bike racing. OK maybe the Cyclist team’s predictions won’t be as successful as the Harry Kane curse was, but now that’s been generously lifted, who knows what sorcery is round the corner?