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Zach Zimmerman

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A Field Guide for Bloomberg-Campaign Deputy Digital Organizers

A Field Guide for Bloomberg-Campaign Deputy Digital Organizers

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Salad

Salad

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"Do You Play Pokémon?"

"Do You Play Pokémon?"

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I Love My Homophobic Mom

I Love My Homophobic Mom

I got to give a funny speech at my college graduation, and I wanted to open with this joke: "When I first got…

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Your First Ninety Days in Hell

Your First Ninety Days in Hell

Starting a new job is stressful, especially when that job is to suffer for all eternity for your earthly sins…

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List: Overheard at the Support Group for Tall Kids Cast as Dads in High School Plays

List: Overheard at the Support Group for Tall Kids Cast as Dads in High School Plays

Dave, 6'1" "I always fancied myself a Romeo. But I hit my growth spurt at the end of eighth grade, which mean…

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Perfect Roommates You'll Never Find

Perfect Roommates You'll Never Find

Until your wealthy aunt passes away or your lease expiration aligns with that of your longtime lover, roommat…

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10 Years Ago, My Friend Died At Virginia Tech

10 Years Ago, My Friend Died At Virginia Tech

When I heard there was a shooting, I texted Henh. He didn't reply. When I found out my friend died, I was hol…

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