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Coincidence? While March is known for March's also LEASE MADNESS at my local something-or-another dealership! #IlluminatiConfirmed
“And Kirkpatrick here is gonna punch you in the stomach.” -Dirty Work 
Meantime, the baffled king, who thought he was going to a polo match, nods quietly and tries not to look too lost.
David: You like it? Well, it goes like this, the fourth, the f... The Lord: Uh, that's cool, but you can just *play* it.
And David has an odd choice in audiences...playing his big secret chord in front of a crowd of two: The Lord and a guy who would rather be playing Risk.
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