Aria Braswell

The Golden Age of musicals gave us iconic hits we’re still humming nearly a century later. It also gave us HR violations, reasons to call DYFS, and memorable moments of questionable artistic intent. These one-of-a-kind ditties remain unforgettable. Unfortunately. Sweet Golly Gee Is That Gewgaw Fer Me?

6:30 A.M.: Woke up exhausted from the night before. It was either because of the chamomile tea I drank right before going to bed last night or the constant heart palpitations and general insomnia. 7:00 A.M.: Threw away my eye patch. Since I no longer have alcohol-induced optic neuropathy in my left eye I “SEE” no sense in keeping it. I said that at dinner last night and no one laughed, which sent me into a violent rage. 7:45 A.M.: Vomited while eating breakfast.

How much you need the coffee that is being brewed Positive feelings toward coffee Disparaging feelings toward people who don’t like coffee How many cups of coffee you’ve already had today Speculation on how many more cups of coffee you might have today A surface level analysis of the merits and demerits of local coffee establishments How much you love strong coffee and hate weak coffee How weak your parents make coffee A really-really brief description of your coffee origin story Humorous...