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Storage writer for The Register, rock-climber, sometime mountaineer, and C4 driver

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Nov 22, 2017

Told him it would accelerate reader's outcomes. He said he would accelerate my outcome with a sharp stick.  https://twitter.com/Chris_Mellor/status/933295773726445568 

Nov 22, 2017

Told my editor I now write stories “to accelerate a customer’s IT journey.” He wasn’t impressed.

Nov 22, 2017

Told me editor I now write stories “to accelerate a customer’s IT journey.” He wasn’t impressed.

Nov 22, 2017

Sonos iPhone app need update - sends me to app store for update. App store update process shows Sonos controller with Open button. Click - Sonos controller app opens - need to update - sends me to App store - and so on ad infinitum. Sonos; you can do better than this crap #Sonos

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