Those in attendance pretend to hang on the leader’s every word More than one attendee wants the leader’s job The leader conveys a mixture of work-related information and random memories from his youth Women are underrepresented The news is not good It seems to take days or even weeks, but it’s usually less than an hour in real-time The pain is unbearable Someone is feeding the leader false information and unduly influencing him Christopher Lee is there Someone rambles on about their children...