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@danyasawi — 679 followers, 2,006 tweets

My favorite part of this week has been watching media outlets try and figure out how to quote the president using the term “shithole” without actually using the term “shithole.”
I hate when people have long stories and you have to click through them to get to the food snap you saw in that little circle preview.
Instagram: “Here’s a filtered pic of me wearing minimal clothing! Snapchat: “Here I am at the club having so much fun!” Facebook: “Here I am with my friends/family/dogs!” Twitter: “I literally want to die.”
Being good at Instagram: “Here’s a filtered pic of me wearing minimal clothing! Being good at Snapchat: “Here I am at the club having so much fun!” Being good at Facebook: “Here I am with my friends/family/dogs!” Being good at Twitter: “I literally want to die.”
@goldfishbabe101 Hello we can make a club where we just lay on the ground for an immeasurable amount of time
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