Retired univ. pres.; now syndicated columnist in some 200 newspapers. Humorist/public speaker 58 years.

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A homeowner in Denton said it was s cold there last night that twin beds in the guest bedroom somehow moved together....
T. Boone Pickens: "A fool with a plan can beat a genius without one every day."...@calebpirtle
RT @LeadToday: Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Sandra Carey https://t.co/gTK25n2rgV
RT @rmorrisondcool1: 🎈In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.~Martin Luther king Jr 🎈 https://t.co/l45ZvbkfHF
The trouble with trivia is that too often, we fail to recognize it for what it is. @calebpirtle
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