Retired univ. pres.; now syndicated columnist in some 200 newspapers. Humorist/public speaker 58 years.

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@donnewbury — 1,274 followers, 8,089 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

Whatzis? More Dallas fire trucks than personnel to drive them? Maybe can use extras driven by volunteers, and sent only to false alarms....@calebpirtle

Nov 22, 2017

When my 105-year-old Uncle Mort says he's "nearing wit's end," he's twice as close as he thinks....@calebpirtle

Nov 21, 2017

RT @mscottboren: In a world where the headlines r about violence & juvenile name-calling, God has a church which is invited to be an…

Nov 18, 2017

Few folks admit that any rodeo is their first; even fewer, mention that they've probably attended their last rodeo, or will before too long....@calebpirtle

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