You are reading Straight to Spam, a newsletter designed to be delivered directly to your spam folder “Galaxy J8 has joined your Personal Meeting Room. Thank you for choosing Zoom,” read the email in my inbox. A familiar script; maybe you’ve received some like it. But this one was peculiar, because the Zoom room in question existed solely as a classroom, and I’m not teaching this semester, particularly not at 8:34 on a Monday evening.