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The Boys Are Back In Town, The Boys Were Back In Town, The Boys Will Be Back In Town, And Other Boys-In-Town-Based Grammar Lessons

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By Eli Burnstein
| Medium
The lyric tells us when the boys are in town. But can it tell us why?
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The Boys Are Back in Town, the Boys Were Back in Town, the Boys Will Be Back in Town, and Other Boys-in-Town-Based Grammar Lessons

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By Eli Burnstein
| Substack
The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town I said the boys are back in town, the boys are back in town The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town The iconic chorus to the 1976 hit song “The Boys Are Back in Town” by Irish rock group Thin Lizzy tells us in no uncertain terms that the boys are back in town.
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Flattering Terms For Bald Men

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By Eli Burnstein
| Medium
I’m not bald, I’m Tucci-topped.
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