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I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy, and I want you to shut up. Writer. Rants and other effluvia coming at some point: garylegum.substack.com
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New Tulsi Is Here To Eat Toenails And Sic CIA On Trump's Enemies, Is All Out Of Toenails

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By Gary Legum Verified
| Wonkette
There was a moment about two weeks ago when it looked as if overripe shit-gibbon Bill Pulte was not going to replace Tulsi Gabbard as the Director of National Intelligence after all. You’ll recall that after Gabbard announced her resignation as DNI last month, Donald Trump named Pulte as (Acting) DNI despite a lack of credentials that was alarming even by Trump nominee standards (and also literally illegal).
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Who Represented Hawaii In Congress, Tulsi Gabbard Or Her Weird Toenail-Eating Cult?

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By Gary Legum Verified
| Wonkette
About halfway through the big new Washington Post deep dive into Tulsi Gabbard’s tangled relationship with the cult to which she has allegedly belonged since childhood, we found ourselves pondering this question: Does Tulsi Gabbard exist? No, your Wonkette has not been taking an Introduction to Philosophy class at the Learning Annex. Nor have we been smoking any of that dank weed Donald Sutherland was holding in Animal House.
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I Am The Reflecting Pool. Don't Look At Me, I'm Hideous

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By Gary Legum Verified
| Wonkette
Photo by Edward Johnson. Used under Creative Commons license. Oh my God. What have you done to me???? Look at me. I’m greener than the Phillie Phanatic. I look like a bunch of Peter Pan impersonators melted. I look like Lime Cucumber Gatorade. I look like a leprechaun orgy. Jesus. I’m the most hideous shade of bridesmaid dress ever. Subscribe here, our color scheme is so much more pleasant than the current Reflecting Pool. You’re going to be clean and sparkly and beautiful, they said.
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